you think you know, but you have no idea, this is the lj of.....

weird

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:03:19 GMT

the other night me and ashley were sitting out front of th house and this guy walks by and i asked if he was lost, "he said no not at all"

then he walked back down the alley, an few seconds later he comes back without a shirt and i said to him "you lost your shirt."

he walked back down the alley and a few sconds later he came back and said "thats not all i lost", and im pretty sure he flashed us his penis....thank god for the fence we didn't see it.

it was really odd.
the end.

dope alot

Thu, 08 Jun 2006 01:49:03 GMT

i love my life

im amber i do whatever the fuck i want!

woot woot

Thu, 25 May 2006 22:46:36 GMT

new smoking buddies makes a happy ambercore.....

ashley coming back makes a happier ambercore!!!

boats and booze

Mon, 22 May 2006 01:58:44 GMT

are hella fun.
in the past week i have drank way too much,smoked waaaay to much went on a boat,did a belly flop off of a floating campground, (resulting in a bruisee side)called in sick to work,and hung out with old friends that are amazing.and was it worth it??????? FUCK YES!

my life.......

Fri, 12 May 2006 08:34:28 GMT

is uneventful.
but i found some new smoking buddies downstairs.

i went to look at the stars and saw satern...there really is a ring around it.i never new. the observatory is mad phat yo!

my thunmbs are really strong, mysidekick is like another limb now....its kinda pathetic really.

dope hella

san fransisco fucking rocks!!!

Mon, 01 May 2006 22:56:53 GMT

i love everything about it.except the parking and the whole up hill thing too.

i loved who we stayed with.....the guy zane was so effing funny/nerdy.

we watched bumfights early in the morning

we all went to this club called the rickshaw stop

i was drunk and in heels and i twisted my ankle....but still went the next night too.

walked everywhere looking for bath towels...i guess people in san fran don't bath much.

needless to say i had so much fucking fun i didn't want to come home....i want to move there....but im gonna need a sugar daddy to pay my rent.

work sucks.

Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:08:23 GMT

man, i worked 16 hours today off of 3 hours of sleep, i don't know how im even awake to write this thing. and i have to go back in less than 7 hours.......everyone at work has the flu...people are shitting and throwing up everywhere. it is terrible

.....but i leave for san fran on friday night, me and ash are going to this club called rickshaw stop...they play 80's electropop...it should be fun.
then on sat. we are going to a show at the pound so my weekend off will be better than sitting in chico....so woot woot for that!

i miss him i wish we could hang out now......i need to find a hobbie.....other than sleeping, its getting really old.

last night i went to a stripper party...,my first one, it was odd. gir lon girl action was the highlight of my night and honestly it was really gross.her vagina was on my foot.ewe! i had never seen anything like that before except in porn so it was definately something new. anywho saw a few people i had missed lately because i sleep too much so that was awesome!!!!

goodnigt everyone.

good times

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 00:35:15 GMT

falling asleep to buddy holly next to someone you love.........is always good times......

i had a good two days off to say the least, i got to see zackie before he left

and when i came back i had something awesome waiting for me

me and nate shared it.....

oh man

Sat, 15 Apr 2006 23:00:36 GMT

i was sooo sicklast night....i had a fever and everything it was terrible, but now i feel better, thank god.....good thing i had ashley to take care of me. thanks asho<3

in other news, i miss a special someone but get to see him on monday, woot woot.

seeing old friends from highschool is nice, i might hang out with them this week.....

i ate a 7 dollar bag of candy in less that 9 hours....that too much sugar.

i woke up by a wierd guy that took me to breakfast.....it was funny.

anways going to shower now.......

dont know what to say

Wed, 12 Apr 2006 18:39:40 GMT

i just wish you weren't a liar.......

my best friend is better than yours!

Thu, 06 Apr 2006 22:49:31 GMT

she bought me a sidekick............beat that bitches......

my best friend is better than yours!

Thu, 06 Apr 2006 22:47:59 GMT

she bought me a sidekick............beat that suckers......

best conversation ever!

Thu, 06 Apr 2006 06:12:24 GMT

me: man my heart rate is 152.....is that good?
my physical therapist:hmmm, no lets take your blood pressure
me:ok
my physical therapist: has there been any sticky green bud in your past?
me:ahhaha a while a go
my physical therapist: what like a half hour?
me: more than that.....
my physical therapist: well that might be why your heart rate is up
me:you think?

Sat, 01 Apr 2006 04:56:04 GMT

12 jello shots

and a bunch of good people

= a good time

i saw many people last night that i had forgotten that i loved so much once......still love you all just needed to be reminded. thanx<3

maybe im the stuck up one????? who knows??

but i had fun thanks for all that came to the party. and respecting the house for the most part........

dig me now fuck me later

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:21:17 GMT

he says pretty girls make his nose itch.......

you smile like a saint...and curse like a sailor

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 03:36:08 GMT

i was at work and this lady was on a machine that helps her stand up by pulling her with a sling under her arms....as i sat her down i went to unbuckle the sling and i pinched her nipple on accident, it was funny...i felt bad...i hope it never happens again.

perspective on shit.........

Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:31:07 GMT

last night was the most insane fucking night i have ever had..........my brain is tired now.....i have to go sleep.

i love how meticulous you are............

Mon, 20 Mar 2006 06:39:24 GMT

this weekend:

1. a friend had a birthday
2. saw nate dog and played donkey kong
3. was a sober driver
4. random drives to paradise
5. got hooked on star wars
6. ate in and out

heart shapes make us weird.

over all i learned a lot about some people this weekend, it was pretty effing good.

i just hold down the floor.....

Sat, 18 Mar 2006 02:05:36 GMT

i love to hate the people that call me at 2 in the morning to come to chico and watch the o.c.

he rubs my belly when it hurts.........

Fri, 10 Mar 2006 04:53:01 GMT

coming home to......two huge random orange trucks blocking the space in your driveway, a cold room, a cold bed, bills to pay, and no food.......isn't exactly the best thing in the world but laying all night with the one you love the MOST is.......last night was AWESOME!!!!

quote of the night.

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 01:48:56 GMT

ashley: my eyes are so red........
me: you just look hella stoned
ashley: yeah, but im not
me: i am.....im gonna go get those kix.

life is good.

Sun, 29 Jan 2006 07:11:05 GMT

i love nick columbo.........

i love my job........

i love ashely........

i love sleeping........

i miss some old friends........jackson, ricky, qunicy....ect.

god hates me this week........

my tire almost fell off onthe freeway.....

im sick.......

im without a car until thursday........

i had a really good grilled chees earlier........

i love experimenting...........

i thought i was a good idea.....

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 04:14:49 GMT

so i was thinking...hey icey hot feels really good on your sore muscles.....i wonder if it would feel good on my whole body, so after my shower last night i put it all over. next thing i know i feel like im going to freze to death. i was in tears holding the blow dryer all over my body....finally i had to get back in the shower to wash it off....little did i know icey hot does not wash off very well...it kinda just sinks into your skin....anyway i felt like it was 30 degrees all on my poor skin......then i started sweating to death.......the moral of the story....DO NOT I REAPEAT DO NOT EVER think it is a good idea to put icey hot all over.....it's miserable......in other news all my sore muscles were releived.

and i love to SALSA dance....hence the sore muscles.

chubby hispanic boys are my cup of tea.......

Sat, 03 Dec 2005 04:46:20 GMT

porfy makes me smile..........real BIG!

we liiterally sat and laughed at everything for a couple hours.....while watching dirty jobs.

i have reached an all time LOW.....

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 01:02:07 GMT

yesterday me and ashley WATCHED three exercise dances on ON DEMAND while eating pizza and ranch dressing.
Its pretty sad when you watch other people exercise while eating rather than doing it yourself.
on demand kereoke it pretty cool too......